One Direction played in front of 65 000 screaming girls, boys, mothers and crying fathers last night at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California. They had to park in New Mexico but the shrieks were heard all the way to Santa Monica. It was the third night in a row the boys accomplished this feat. Kind of a record-breaker. It was. Look it up.
What’s with the title? Think of it in a dirty way. There ya go. Gross, yet amusing, right?
5 Seconds of Summer took the Rose Bowl Stadium stage for the 3rd night in a row last night. What made last night so special? I WAS THERE! Well, I missed more than half their set because apparently I had to park in Arizona. LA traffic is stupid but WHAT THE 4#!*SCK*#@!!!! Toronto traffic is effed up but that’s just because no one knows how to drive there. The quality of driving is better in Los Angeles, but last...
TIFF is still in full force people. Just when I thought I’d get a day off. Ugh. My feet hurt!
Josh Hutcherson from The Hunger Games and Benicio del Toro did their press today for the movie, Esobar: Paradise Lost.
Josh plays a Canadian surfer, hahaha! Yes, those do exist. That means a lot of topless shots (let’s hope). I haven’t actually read up on this one yet so I won’t bore you with the unknown details. I could waste my time and look it up so I could give you some good background...
Today was a super busy day for the cast of Maps to the Stars. A live streamed press conference at the crack of dawn, a long ass press junket, minimal coffee breaks, and a gigantic international movie premiere. All those screaming fans and press praising your every word. And the clothes! No sleep, I bet, but probably still an ok day.
Robert Pattinson (holy fjaa3909afjl9#*@(ldkaj!!!!), John Cusack (tongue roll), Julianne Moore, Sarah Gadon, Olivia Williams, Evan Bird, and David Cronenberg were all on hand to debut the film.
Benedict Cumberbatch has been in Toronto for several days now and he’s still giving his A game. I’ve seen this man everyday since Saturday like he’s following me around. God, Benny, stop stalking me! Geez. What’s a girl gotta do to get a tall, English gentlemen off her back…or on it. ZING! Had to…
Benedict showed up to the premiere of Imitation Game 45 minutes early just so he could frolic with King Street in its entirety. Seriously! He signed and took selfies with freaking everyone! Everytime...
The press junket and conference for David Cronenberg’s latest creation, Maps to the Stars, was this morning and you know what that means.
Actually, it was quite tame this AM. I thought the fans would have been camped out to see Robert Pattinson and his scruff in fine form. Naw, just 6am stragglers. C’mon guys, you’re slacking!
God knows I love me some RPatz. He’s always laughing and happy to see you. He stopped for some fans outside and the hysterics were kept to minimal. So...
A clusterfuck of celebrities were in town to premiere the new movie This Is Where I Leave You. So many of them piled out of a party van that I didn’t know where to look. That’s the main dilemma of TIFF, you know. Too many pretty faces, only one lens to point at a time.
First world problems at their finest.
Jane Fonda, Jason Bateman, Corey Stoll, Kathryn Hahn, Abigail Spencer and Dax Shepard mingled with a bunch of fans outside their press conference at the TIFF light box this morning. Tina Fey, Connie Britton...
FLOOD ALERT! FLOOD ALERT! I REPEAT! FLOOD ALERT! Potential evacuation may take place in downtown Toronto tonight!
What’s with the weather advisory? Well, Channing Tatum premiered his new movie, Foxcatcher, and a thousand women gathered to witness the event. Just imagine the splash that occurred right after he stepped out of his SUV.
Yup, I went there.
Every single one of those women lit a cigarette, sighed, and thought of him when they had sex later in the night. Every. Single. One.
The beautiful, gorgeous, lovely, breath-taking, sultry, sleek, sculpted, generous, joyous, and overwhelmingly angelic Jennifer Aniston graced Yonge Street with her presence this afternoon at the premiere for her new movie Cake at the Toronto International Film Festival.
Her striking fiancee Justin Theroux joined her and patiently waited while Jen smiled and signed autographs for her several hundred fans. Yonge Street wasn’t blocked off (it freaking should have been) so her fans screamed at her from the other side of traffic....
Want to meet Reese Witherspoon? Well, do what I did and do not go to a premiere at one of the huge venues where you will be trampled and/or elbowed. Never mind the starvation factor, lack of bathrooms and sunburn potential. All of those things suck balls.
Go to one of the Mavericks talks. Reese was scheduled to do a personal interview to talk about her 2 upcoming movies at TIFF 2014 – The Good Lie and Wild. Fans either didn’t care or didn’t know where to go to see her. Seeing as the address of the building was publicized...
You watch the show Girls?
It’s HBO, so if you’re cool, you watch it. You know the character Adam? Lena Dunham’s boyfriend? The crazy sex fiend with the heart of gold? Yeah, him. He’s got a heart of gold in real life too. Woah, that was fucking cheesy. Sorry about that.
Adam Driver is my new crush. He’s super huge (in height, maybe more) and super nice. Both premieres (and second screenings too!) he’s been present and all up in the fans’ grills.
I like it.
The In Style party at the Windsor Arms hotel this year during TIFF was RIDONKULOUS!
I just wasn’t ready for it.
You know when you’re silently at work on your laptop and your friend comes up behind you, yells, and you jump three feet in the air screaming obscenities? That kind of not ready for it? That’s what I’m trying to get you feel here. That’s how I felt last night as the guests starting to pile in.
A whole different level of fucked up.
I showed up...
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