Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens break-up – - who’s the douche?


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It’s been 24 hours since the news broke that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up. Am I happy? Am I sad? I dunno. I’m still not sure about Efron as a whole. Not since my encounter with him in a Vancouver elevator a year ago. I’m pretty indifferent when it comes to him. I’m not indifferent when it comes to his abdominal section though. I bet his transverse abdominus is glorius, I really do. Hudgens? Bah, I have a vagina that seeks out males so I don’t really think twice about her. That, and I’ve never actually seen anything that she’s in.

I’m a little worried about this break-up. Is Efron a douche? Or is she a twat? Let’s discuss…..

Today is Vanessa’s 22nd birthday and Christmas is just days away. A lot of dudes break up with their chicks to avoid the whole gift thing….then again, so do chicks. WHAT HAPPENED??!!! “Staying friends,” MY ASS!!!!

Let’s discuss what will happen with these two over the next week or two. She’ll wear a slutty dress and be pictured with some new dude. He’ll be seen getting a coffee or lunch with some skanky girl that is dressed in leggings and Uggs. I got $5 bucks on it.

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One Response to Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens break-up – - who’s the douche?

  1. Lisa says:

    what happened in Vancouver with Zac ?

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