YOU’RE GOING TO FREAK OUT OVER WHO IS COMING TO TIFF!!


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My vagina is dancing with delight right now.

How was that for an opening line? Pretty fucking good if you ask me. It’s like my own slip and slide on this hot summer day. Too far?

Anyways, some films have been announced for the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival or my week and a half long period of dehydration and delirium. The list of men that will be in town for it is making me sweat just by thinking about it. Dear Lord, there goes another pair of panties. I should just wear some Depends for the rest of the evening. Let’s just make a list of potential hotness, hot yet douchebag and hot and will acknowledge your existence. Let’s throw in an “undecided” column in there as well ‘cuz those darn celebs can be unpredictable when a camera is watching!

Zac Efron – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

Shia LaBeouf – - UNDECIDED

Ryan Gosling – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

Ben Affleck – - UNDECIDED

Jude Law – - UNDECIDED

Jake Gyllanhaal – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

Chris Evans – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

Darren Criss – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

Joshua Jackson – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

Joesph Gordon-Levitt – - DOUCHEBAG (so sad)

Bradley Cooper – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE

SEE WHAT I MEAN???? Insanity will ensue on the streets of Toronto this September. SO HAPPY!!!!

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One Response to YOU’RE GOING TO FREAK OUT OVER WHO IS COMING TO TIFF!!

  1. Chelsea says:

    … :O When IS this?! I’m moving to Ottawa for school in the fall, and Toronto isn’t far away at all!

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