My vagina is dancing with delight right now.
How was that for an opening line? Pretty fucking good if you ask me. It’s like my own slip and slide on this hot summer day. Too far?
Anyways, some films have been announced for the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival or my week and a half long period of dehydration and delirium. The list of men that will be in town for it is making me sweat just by thinking about it. Dear Lord, there goes another pair of panties. I should just wear some Depends for the rest of the evening. Let’s just make a list of potential hotness, hot yet douchebag and hot and will acknowledge your existence. Let’s throw in an “undecided” column in there as well ‘cuz those darn celebs can be unpredictable when a camera is watching!
Zac Efron – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
Shia LaBeouf – - UNDECIDED
Ryan Gosling – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
Ben Affleck – - UNDECIDED
Jude Law – - UNDECIDED
Jake Gyllanhaal – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
Chris Evans – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
Darren Criss – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
Joshua Jackson – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
Joesph Gordon-Levitt – - DOUCHEBAG (so sad)
Bradley Cooper – - HOT & WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
SEE WHAT I MEAN???? Insanity will ensue on the streets of Toronto this September. SO HAPPY!!!!
… :O When IS this?! I’m moving to Ottawa for school in the fall, and Toronto isn’t far away at all!