I would just like to give a shout out to one of my girl-heroes Miss Taylor Swift. She’s younger than me, but she can still be my hero. She has the ex-boyfriend list that girls around the world can only dream about and double click their mouse to. Yeah, I went there.
On this precious day back in 1989 a woman all women can look up to was born. Happy 22nd, my dear. My wish for you this year is to extend your list with several more A-listers and bust their balls accordingly. Please, everyone, take a moment to rejoice on this precious of days.