Robert Pattinson on non date with Kristen Stewart|Don’t say the word “date,” then it makes it real


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It seems that Robert Pattinson and Kristen went on a non-date last night to see their friend Sam Bradley play in L.A. For those of you that don’t know, Sam is Rob’s friend from Vancouver, a musician. I wonder how this non-date went. You know, since they’re not dating and all.

Kristen: ” Mmmm…ahhh…soo..like….uh….where…is this thing or whatever? Uh…what …is it? Sam?? Playing?? whatcha call it? uh…..paps…….how….mmm….I mean…like…..I dunno…..Hmmm?”

Rob: ” You silly mongoose, Sam’s playing at a pub downtown. We should go and get knackered! We can go back to my flat aftaward and snog a bit…I mean…as friends of course.”

Kristen: “What? Snog? Uh…mmm……huh? I…..huh….like….you mean……kiss? But…..ssssssssss…..eerrrrr…….uhhhh…..like….I dunno……Hmmm….can I be high?”

Rob: ” You can do whatever you like, as long as I can do whatever I like. Hehehehehehe that was brill-i-ant, yeah?”

Kristen: “Mmmm…huh….ssssssssssss…..won’t people see us? I mean…..uhhh…..can’t…….articulate the obvious. Mmm….sssssss..like…..hmm….uuhhhh..errrrrrrrr…..uhhhhh huhhhhh…aaaaahhhhh….wow…huh….like….sssssss.”

Rob: ” Hold on Kristen, let me clean up that pool of drool you made.”

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