Robert Pattinson got hungry for Kristen Stewart in Hungary. Oh, I just puked


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You  know what I hate?

LIARS.

Why doesn’t Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just own up to the obvious? We know you’re together. We know you’re screwing more than Thumper on steriods. We know that millions of girls love him and hate her. Just give in to it. The more you embrace it, the more they will talk about it openly. That means the probability of the audience hearing about how good he is in bed will increase dramatically.

WHAT THE F**K JUST TELL US!!!!

Here they are in Budapest, Hungary. Their sex must be uber awkward. She’s next to nothing in skinniness and had chronic bad hair. He’s 4 feet taller than her and can’t coordinate his own movements, let alone move synchroniously with someone else. Ok, officially thought about this way too much.

 

 

 

source: justjaredjr.com

You  know what I hate?

LIARS.

Why doesn’t Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just own up to the obvious? We know you’re together. We know you’re screwing more than Thumper on steriods. We know that millions of girls love him and hate her. Just give in to it. The more you embrace it, the more they will talk about it openly. That means the probability of the audience hearing about how good he is in bed will increase dramatically.

WHAT THE F**K JUST TELL US!!!!

Here they are in Budapest, Hungary. Their sex must be uber awkward. She’s next to nothing in skinniness and had chronic bad hair. He’s 4 feet taller than her and can’t coordinate his own movements, let alone move synchroniously with someone else. Ok, officially thought about this way too much.

 

 

 

source: justjaredjr.com

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