Spice Girls’ union jack first caused jack offs 15 years ago!

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Spice Girls

I happened to stumble upon this video today while I was looking for something else and ended up watching it in its entirety. That rarely happens by the way. I usually have my attention caught by another video, that blasted dust bunny in the corner that keep rearing its ugly head or the lovely sound of my phone exploding while my work is begging me to come in and save their ass. I can only be a superhero for so long during the day! Anyways, I just wanted to send a shout out to those of you that were alive and retaining actual memories back in...


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Channing Tatum strips for 90 minutes of bliss on Saturday Night Live

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Channing Tatum, Saturday Night Live

I would like to take this time to praise the executives at NBC for finally getting it right this past Saturday night. It’s only taken decades for this to finally be aired and the sexes to be equalized for 90 minutes of bliss.

I’m talking about strip show that Channing Tatum put on while he was hosting this week’s Saturday Night Live. Yeah, yeah we all know that Channing used to be a stripper back before he started...


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Taylor Lautner throws some balls around on Jimmy Fallon

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Breaking Dawn, Jimmy Fallon, Taylor Lautner

The great and wonderful and amazing when topless Taylor Lautner was on the Superbowl special of Jimmy Fallon last night. Why was he there? Well there was the excuse of Breaking Dawn being released to DVD next week, but we all know the real reason he was on – to show those magnificent bulging biceps of his. The actual interview isn’t all that long at all. Less talky, more bulgy I always...


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John Krasinski broke into Jimmy Kimmel’s house – interview

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Big Miracle, Jimmy Kimmel, John Krasinski

One of my all time favorite celebs, John Krasinski was on Jimmy Kimmel a couple nights ago to promote his new movie Big Miracle and I feel that you really need to see this interview. Jimmy is lucky enough to have John as one of his neighbors. How super wicked awesome would he be? Could you just imagine him coming over with a six pack of beer to watch the game? What if he offered to mow your lawn just...


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Nina Dobrev covers this month’s Nylon Magazine

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Nina Dobrev

Our very own home-grown Canadian It girl, Nina Dobrev, graces the cover of this month’s Nylon Magazine.

Funny story about Nina. I stood in a green room no more than 2 feet from her once. I tried to do an “accidental” ass graze, but failed miserably. I just looked like I had no control over my limbs whatsoever. Hey, her ass looked super firm and tight. I wanted to see what a 24/7 trainer’s results felt like. So sue me (please don’t). Ok, so the story wasn’t...


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Prince William & Kate Middleton adopt a bitch

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Kate Middleton, Prince William

Oh my goodness! The world better stop now and listen to this ground-breaking news! The world as we know it will be changed forever! It will be a new day upon us! A new generation! A new way of life! A new way to be!

Hahhahaha as if. The royal couple just adopted a puppy. Prince William and Kate Middleton are the proud new owners of a chocolate brown cocker spaniel. I just like saying cocker spaniel. Call me immature, but it’s funny....


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Justin Timberlake turns 31 today and my loins shrivel

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Justin Timberlake

It really seems like there’s been a clusterf*ck of celebrity birthdays lately, no? It continues today with the date of birth of thou Justin Timberlake. I’ve been avidly trying to think about the fact that he’s engaged now. I’ve failed miserably by the way. Why? Could you imagine his wedding? Dear Lord, it would be fantastical!!!! When I merge 2 pretty great words together to make a new word expressing a higher level of greatness, I mean business. Fantastical is not...


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Cory Monteith at the SAG’s – the only reason to watch

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Cory Monteith, SAG's

There are posts all over the Internet about the SAG awards that happened last night. I didn’t watch them. I know, I know, they’re supposed to be the entrance way to the golden path leading to the Oscars. I am aware of that. I just have a very short attention span and had a Mexican night full of enchiladas and Jose Cuervo instead.

You know what is super awesome about not watching an awards’ show and looking at the pictures posted the next day? You just get the highlights...


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John Krasinski on Ellen Degeneres <3 him!!

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Ellen Degeneres, John Krasinski

Anyone watch Ellen Degeneres this morning? I was blissfully woken up by the angelic voice of John Krasinski. I know it’s somewhat of a good thing that you keep a low profile in the chaotic world of celebrity, but please make a few more public appearances than you already do?! The world needs to see more of that gorgeous mug and hear more jokes from that sassy mouth. Who’s with me? Take a look at John and Ellen shooting some hoops...


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Adam Lambert turns 30 today!

Posted on January 29, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Adam Lambert

If you don’t know how much I think Adam Lambert is a sexy bitch, then you don’t come on this site nearly enough. I do. That’s all you really need to know. He’s just a pretty person. He’s a person that makes you smile just by the site of his smile. Just look at him! Isn’t he adorbs? Le sigh.

The beautiful Adam turns 30 today. Yup, he’s entered into a whole new decade. It looks great on him though, doesn’t it? I know he’s into boys, but I also...


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I’ll give $5 if you can translate the Robert Pattinson GQ Russia article

Posted on January 29, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Breaking Dawn, Cosmopolis, Robert Pattinson

Ah yes. Let the Robert Pattinson promotion begin. Wait, I mean continue like it has for the last 3 years. Does he even need to have a movie coming out to be on the cover of stuff? No. It could be pant-less Wednesday and that would be reason enough for me. It’s a travesty that pant-less Wednesday doesn’t actually exist and R-Patz is on the cover of GQ Russia because Cosmopolis is starting to gain some momentum or because Breaking...


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Daniel Radcliffe interview with George Stroumbo = bad ass

Posted on January 28, 2012 by Laura - Categories: Daniel Radcliffe, The Woman in Black

Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe was in Toronto for the last couple of days to promote his new movie, The Woman in Black. To my delight and hopefully yours, he stopped by the CBC studios and had a little chat with my favorite interviewer George Stroumboulopoulos. Dan Rad was his usual super peppy self, but gave me a new outlook on the person he really is. He’s got an attitude towards fame I wish other actors had – a good one....


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