New Kids on the Block sing with Backstreet Boys. No porno will ever be as good.


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I can’t even believe this. I’m still in shock. When I saw this online I literally spit my diet pepsi out all over my laptop screen. I sprayed that sh*t good – better than Jenna Jameson in a special edition porn. It’s hard to surprise me in the celebrity world, damn hard.

Oh, and that’s what she said.

Last night the New Kids on the Block were playing Radio City Music Hall in New York City. Why wasn’t I there, you ask? Cuz I’m not paid to go to sh*t yet. Hurry up and make this site searchable, you bastards. I freaking love the New Kids. Have since I was a wee 8 year old with mosquito bite titties. I will heart Joey McIntyre til the day I die.

Then I got to high school and fell in love with Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys. Anyone I dated thereafter had to be compared to his righteous self. Yeah, I have a thing for blondes. SO??? But to have both Joey and Nick on the same stage at the same time caressing those mics in their hands.

UNTHINKABLE! UNIMAGINABLE!

I could never even fantasize about things this amazing! My sex dreams never even went to this level. Jenna herself could never act this out and do it justice.

Then I saw the videos.

I’ll be out of commission for the rest of the day due to the inability to move. My love life is now and forever destroyed. No man will ever live up to this moment.

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