Mariah Carey was one of the first tapes I ever owned. Emotions was a sweet sweet album. Crap, that displays my age a wee bit, hmm? Well, too bad! With age comes knowledge, and I know my anti-aging moisturizers well!
Anyways, Mariah has had some diva-ish like qualities over the years, but I excuse them after she appears on Ellen everytime. I also excused them after she married a significantly younger man! Me loves!
Recently Mariah decided to pose with her preggers belly on display on the cover of Life & Style magazine.. She’s beeeeeeautiful! Oh wait….
Bitch has like no stretch marks!
I take everything nice I said back.