I lit a cigarette after the Channing Tatum premiere of Ten Year


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The premiere for “Ten Year” was tonight at TIFF. Any movie about a high school’s ten year reunion that includes Justin Long and Channing Tatum in the cast is bound to be good. Justin’s got the comedy, Channing’s got the fantasies that accompany the vibrator later that evening.

Channing Tatum. Oh, Channing Tatum. Our cheeks touched, you sexy bitch. I’d say I’d never wash it again, but I’m too much of a purell freak to ever abide by that vow. You are as sexy in the flesh as I imagined and more. You’re wicked tall, wicked cute, wicked nice, and wicked attentive. No wonder Jenna snatched you up like she did. Jenna was also in attendence at the premiere and gave a lot of love to the fans. Jenna and Channing weren’t all over each other either. Makes me think they’d be an awesome couple to do things with and you wouldn’t feel awkward while they made out in front of you. That’s because they wouldn’t make out in front of you. They’d be the couple you’d dream of being friends with. Seeing spit swapped while you’re walking through Home Depot trying to pick out paint colours isn’t cool. Those kinds of friends don’t get future invites. Channing and Jenna would. Oh, they would.

Let’s just take a moment to stare at the pics of Channing, shall we?

Go on, it’s ok.

I won’t tell.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..it’s Channing.

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*Lights cigarette* I’m good now.

*side note* Ashley Greene made a very very very late entrance to the premiere. She walked down the carpet after the press left and ignored the fans. She stopped for one and kept going. Kinda like she ususally is unless she’s getting paid. I remember the days when she was nice to everyone! Oh, how times have changed.

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