Seth Cohen forever!!! Adam Brody is the shit and he should be in more stuff. Peferrably with Ben McKenzie as his co-star and with Christmakah as some kind of theme.
God, Adam Lambert is beautiful. Sure he likes boys but he made out with Kesha that time! Also a former fatty, which makes me love you more! You understand my love/hate relationship with lettuce!
Al Gore used to be the vice president of the good 'ol U.S. of A but now travels the world promoting climate change. Listen up people!
Alec Baldwin is the f**king man! If he's egotistical, he's allowed. If I was that freaking funny I'd be on SNL every season too. The man is hilar and 30 rock should never go off the air.
I've heard that Alex Pettyfer has an attitude problem, but I've never met him. I'll see for myself! Didn't his house burn down that time? Dated Dianna Agron? Oh look! Abs.
Alexa Chung had that tv show in New York and then didn't. I don't know what happened to her.
Alexander Skarsgard is one tall mother f**ker. He plays vampire Eric Northman on True Blood. He's a sexy swede that is, so far, known for that role. Expect more from this man.
You know a woman's worth, Alicia! Hells yes! I love that you're purdy, talented, and named your baby after an African country.
Aly Michalka will forever be Kelee on Phil of the Future for me. Please, don't ever let Phil go back to the year 2525! She was in that 1 season Hellcats and those OP ads too.
What I like about you, Amanda Bynes? Sydney White and that 5 minute retirement from acting. It's what a girl wants, isn't it? She's uber funny = me likey.
Hey Amanda Seyfried, remember that time you waved to me at the Red Riding Hood premiere? Ya, me neither. Your ex-boyfriend list isn't too shabby.
Amber Riley is better known as Mercedes on Glee, but this chick can belt it out better than Lea Michele. She can. When the show ends she better get a kickass record deal. One that makes her the next Whitney Houston minus all the crack.
You know her from Saturday Night Live and her tv comedy Parks & Recreation. She's married to Will Arnett as well. I'd kill to be apart of that marriage. Constant jokes and banter? Count me in! Sure sex would be a tad awkward but we'd work it out.
Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can....while getting screwed over in the Social Network meanwhile has the most awesomest accent ever and is dating my future best friend. How's that for a run-on sentence!?
As if tennis wasn't erotic enough already with its sound effects. Andy Roddick should make it so it can only be watched in separate rooms behind sports bars complete with velvet curtains and hand sanitizer.
Andy Samberg is my fave SNL'er and shall remain so until Justin Timberlake joins the cast. That will never happen so Andy Samberg will be my fave SNL'er for all eternity. That just reminded me of Eternia where He-man and She-ra live. By the power of Grayskull!! He's pretty f**kable too.
Love her? Hate her? Homewrecker? We will never know the truth, so who cares! Angelina Jolie is the wicked witch of the west or Glinda, but she's banging Brad Pitt so she's still better than all of us.
Anna Faris doesn't get the comedy praise she should so I'm giving her some. Praise Anna Faris!!!! Praise Anna Faris!!! You're a funny bitch and should get paid more! You also should have gotten to bone Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends. We all should get that chance.
Anna Kendrick is the best thing to come out of the Twilight movies. C'mon, admit it. ADMIT IT! She'll be around far longer than most......yes, I said it. And I meant it! She's super nice too...and short. I love her!
Loverly in person and has impeccable taste in husbands. Anna Paquin is a delight and has the perkiest boobs on tv.
I know Annalynne McCord more for dating Kellan Lutz than anything else. You have good taste in abs, my dear. Good taste indeed. Just please, please eat a sandwich! Delightful in Fired Up though - Panthers out!
Ashley Fink is another actor only in the 2nd season of Glee. Personally, I like how she made Puckerman work for it. She had confidence and strutted her stuff like more girls should. She was the chubby chick on the show and I couldn't help but love her. Hit us up with your next project, Ashley!
Oh Ashley Greene. Once upon a time when we met in Vancouver, you were nice. You chit chatted with us in our hotel lobby for almost an hour with Kellan Lutz. Such a nice girl. Then you started famewhoring and treating your fans oh, not so nicely. There are still a few nice encounters with you, so I won't write you off completely. Just spend more time focusing on good movie roles and less on the peen!!!
Ashley Tisdale is going to have a hard time fighting off her High School Musical typecast, but we have hope. I miss the Zack and Cody days. I see her dating men now and have to fight the urge to put her back in a fake classroom.
Hi Ben Barnes. Hi Prince of Caspian. Will you leave the costume on all the time? No? Ok, just keep the sword then. That one too.
Ben McKenzie is my fave guy on tv. I've loved him since the OC and continued to love him even after I met him and made a mockery of myself. I post about him a lot....a lot. Learn to love updates on Southland, movie roles, him walking Oscar, or him buying toothpaste. It's all prime blog space to me.
Lindsay Lohan should model all of her comebacks after Betty White. She knows how to freakin' do it! I don't care if she brings out her own line of cat food and denture creams. Betty White oversaturated in the media forever!
I remember Blake Lively when she was the innocent skinny chick in the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. What happened?? Gossip Girl happened. Gawd, I love her clothes. And she did do Leonardo DiCaprio. You have to respect her for that. I can't stand her character Serena, though! Arrggg!! So irritating!!! How does Dan and Blair put up with it? Hahaha oh fantasy world, how I love you. You and your amazing shoe collection.
Brad Pitt is the God of movie stars. They all bow to him when in his presence. Not literally. They do all move to the side and make a walkway for him wherever he goes though. If only I had him in the mall parking lot at Christmas time.
3 years ago no one knew who this dude was! Now? F**Ked all the leading ladies in Hollywood. Well, we think Bradley Cooper has anyways. Who needs reality when you have the power of illusion! That should be the motto for Spanx as well.
Brenda Song is known for Zack & Cody and the Social Network, but will better be known as Miley Cyrus' niece/nephew's baby-mama
Brody Jenner has bad taste in girlfriends, but is related to people I quite enjoy by marriage. I.E. Khloe Kardashian.
Cameron Diaz, are you going to marry A-Rod or what? Just wear a mini as a wedding dress, please. You have legs from here to the moon Lance Bass never made it to. Anyone else think she was the prettiest in the mask when she weighed more? Amen!
Carey Mulligan can act okay, but she still punked off her fans. Be nice to them! Sure she was with Shia at the time, but don't give in to his pressure! Very soft-spoken. I'd love to hear you swear.
He's still the dude from Step Up to me. Then he married his co-star and caused millions to cry into their pillows. He has since proved to be a great soldier who can hold a gun well and a romcom staple. His cheeks were pretty soft too.
Charlie Hunnam wears scruff well and stars on one of the hottest shows on tv, Sons of Anarchy. What more do you want from me??!!
Charlie Sheen will now and forever be known for WWWIINNNNNIIINNNNGGGGGGGG!!! He may be thought as crazy, but this dude has the best lawyers on the planet. As long as Two and a Half Men airs, he will get paid as if he was still on it. Pretty sweet.
Chelsea Handler is who I look up to. She's like my substitute mother without the whole bearing me from her loins thing. So...she isn't really at all. Whatevs, she's cool and watch Chelsea Lately
Chelsea Kane formerly Chelsea Staub formerly co-star on Jonas and Jonas L.A. and formerly spit-swapper with brother Joe? Did I get everything? I'm not sure which last name to go by really. You don't see her associated with the Jonas really anymore, but she is dating a former Laguna Beach alum/current One Tree Hiller.
Chord Overstreet starred in the 2nd season of Glee and then they booted him. I still get the sniffles over this!! WHHHYYYY????? Why hate on the trouty mouth? I have no doubt that Chord will grace us with his presence again though. He comes from a very musical family (sibs all have musical names) with a music industry Dad. He's friends with Taylor Swift! He'll be back and he'll be making Ryan Murphy cry.
Chris Colfer isn't your typical just out of high school winning Golden Globes kid from Glee. He's actually got talent. Didn't you love when he won the GG and Lea sat there clapping and pretending not to wish it was her instead? Great television. Chris not only belts it out like a diva, but he has some children's books coming out! And he's working on his own movie! Smartypants alert!
Oh Chris Evans, how you make the hearts of millions go pitter patter. I had never really heard of Captain America until you came around. Thank you for doing that nude scene in What's your Number?
Chris Hemsworth is the Hemsworth that isn't dating Miley Cyrus. The dude that played Thor. I couldn't keep my eyes off of the loin cloth, so please don't ask me to comment on his acting skills. I wouldn't know!
I sat a couple feet away from Chris Pine once at a sushi place in L.A. He's just as hot in person, ladies. Don't ask me how the sushi was...I dunno if I even ate it or paid for it. He's kinda got an old skool Hollywood vibe. Maybe it's just me? He'll be around for awhile though. Oh, and he hates paparazzi.
Clive Owen is one of those older guys that you secretly lust for but don't tell anyone about in fear of them making fun of you. Then you catch your friend drooling over him while watching ET and make fun of her for doing it.
Colin Firth is one of the few (very few as in one person) older men that I would volunteer to do if I had to. Screw repopulating the planet, I'd do it for kicks. Bridget Jones' Diary, what???
Conan O'Brien may have been ditched by NBC, but I'm sure they're eating their used, snotty kleenexes now. I've met him - he makes me feel short in heels (rare treat), has a blazing, firey mane like no other, and cracks me up more than a swearing toddler.
Cory Monteith is THE nicest celeb I've ever had the squeemish pleasure of meeting. I say squeemish because the boy makes me feel like I'm in 6th grade again & I'm about to ask my crush to pass me the red paint. There are more posts on this blog about Cory than anyone else & I will bet $ that it will remain that way. Cory, if you're reading this...let me interview you. Friendly chit chat over a caffeinated beverage. At least you'll be chit chatting...I'll be staring at your lips moving praying to God that my spanx are doing their magic.
I don't care if you hate Dane Cook because I sure as hell don't. I love that there are only a select few million people that know cashew/penis story, "you know the cheese that comes with the nachos? Yeah, I'll have just the cheese" joke, and the real reason women win fights. I love him. That, and he's got a fairly high fuck factor.
I love how just over a year ago no one knew who Darren Criss was. He went to college in Ann Arbor and probably played beer pong and the ladies as much as the next guy. I love that. I also love how uber sweet he was when we met him on the street and how he was basically the only Glee member to do several meet and greets on their tour! THE ONLY ONE! Don't get me started on that!
David Beckham is married to Victoria Beckham, has 3 boys and the most photographed baby girl that ever lived. He models in his gitch, pimps out some perfume, and has quite the selection of famous friends. Oh, I hear he plays soccer or something too. Who knew?
I don't think that I'm going to keep Demi Lovato in association with the Jonas for much longer. I was skeptic about this one until recently. She went through some tough sh*t and came out of it brighter than a sparkly Twilight vampire on a sunny day. She's gorgeous! She's brillz! She's on my Likey List for sure! She may have been screwed over by a couple dudes she really cared about (who hasn't! hugs!) but I have a feeling she's gonna be the last lady standing/singing.
Demi Moore used to be married to Bruce Willis and they had 3 daughters together. Then she made Striptease. Oh My. Then the world gasped with jealousy when she married Ashton Kutcher...of course, we all know how that ended. He face is made out of fairy dust as well. Did I mention that?
Way before Perez Hilton was wondering where Devon Sawa went, I was singing his praises!!! I WAS!!! No need to be bitter though. I will continue to sing his praises until I'm singing them in his presence and then I will stop due to the fact that it will be pure torture. If you don't know who this dude is, go back to your VHS collection and pick up Casper, Final Destination or Now and Then. Ahhh...yes, that dude. Lately he's got a pretty cool role on Nikita. The hottest member of the cast! He is also a massive twitterer and MMA fan. When I say massive, I mean borderline annoying on the amount of tweets, but forgiven cuz he tweets his fans on a regular.
Dianna Agron is beautiful. No sh*t, you can see, right? I haven't seen her in anything else but Glee so I won't comment on it. I do want to ask her how the hell she lives with Lea Michele in the same apartment? Please, do tell! We look forward to seeing Dianna in other stuff in the future....
Dustin Milligan is a super nice dude. He's wearing a powder blue suit in the picture I have of the 2 of us and it reminds me of my parents wedding picture. My dad wore the same colour and my mom had the same smile of glee and regret. For the shoe choice! You can enjoy Dustin in random pap pics of him and Cory Monteith at hockey games, older new 90210 episodes and Shark Night 3D.
Dylan and Cole Sprouse are better known as Zack and Cody from their Suite life! These twins are always up to some kind of backyard shenanigans with their Disney money. That means a lot!
Ed Westwick is better known as the seductive Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl. I don't know why the girls love his character so much more, cuz his real life self seems far more interesting. Hello? Accent? That's an automatic 3 point starting. Add the looks, the 'tude and well, everything, and he's off the charts.
Elijah Wood has the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. Look. I know you're searching him right now so just take another gander and then come back up here. Nice, eh. He's Frodo to the literate, but the star of the show I've been watching avidly all summer - Wilfrid. That shit is funny. Anyone else remember the movies North, Huck Finn & Radio Flyer? I do. His poster was on my wall back then too.
Elizabeth Banks may or may not be a name you know by heart. She's in Zack & Miri make a porno. She's Miri and gets to have sex with Seth Rogen. Bitch. She's pretty freakin' funny and you should watch her shit.
I will be in one of Ellen Degeneres' chairs one day, oh, I will. And I don't mean the audience. She is what a talk show host should be. Hilarious, generous, and gives a damn. Usually, one of those 3 is lacking. Ellen has some of the best interviews on daytime television! You know it!
Emilie de Raven is probably best known for her role as Robert Pattinson's girlfriend in Remember Me or as every girl who loves Twilight's nemesis during the summer of 2009. While making that movie she probably received countless death threats from a bunch of wackjobs. Whatevs, she ate her dessert first in that movie. How can you hate that?
Oh, Emily Blunt. You have IMPECCABLE taste in men. I'm SO GLAD you're married now so you can't continue to date all the good ones. It is a great loss to the female gender that she has nabbed John Krasinski for a lifetime of loyalty, fidelity, and trust. Such a loss. She's probably super cool though, and would perhaps make a great shopping for bathing suits partner. What? Random? Not really. Who doesn't hate doing that. You need someone funny and skinny to go with you. That way you won't feel quite as bad about yourself (due to the jokes) and won't eat anything due to the body comparison you'll obviously do. Win-win!
Emily Van Camp stars in the new tv show, Revenge. She used to also be on Brothers and Sisters if you remember her. What I love is that she's from Port Perry, Ontario, Canada. She's our neighbour! Yes, neighbour has a "u" in it! That's how we do it up here!
Emma Watson is done with Harry Potter now. She's gone from a little girl twirling a little wand to a woman that knows how to handle that wand with fierceness. Yes, a wizard's wand, perv. She's a smart cookie. She's got her toesies all wrapped up in fashion and an ivy league education. She will probably go places. You know, besides being one of the richest kids in the world.
Oh Eric, how you delight me. You can catch Eric every week on NCIS: Los Angeles as the hilarious Deeks. He was also in that fantastic movie Fired Up out a couple years ago and the more recent The Thing. He likes to give away ponies on twitter.
How old is Eva Longoria??? I can't tell??! The girl has been blessed with some freaky good genes. She doesn't believe in marriage and dates the hottest guys in the bizz! I LOVE HER! There needs to be a *super high five* button on here....
Evan Rachel Wood has been around town and she's not even 25 yet. She starred with Shane West in Once & Again, dated Marilyn Manson, starred with George Clooney and Ryan Gosling and had an amazeballs role on True Blood.
George Clooney is kinda one of those self-proclaimed bachelor but can't ever be single? Haven't you noticed? He's probably got a closet of resumes just waiting for whenever a relationship hits the curb. Meh, whatevs. He makes some good film and he pays attention to his fans. That I LOVE. He stops, he signs, he chit chats, and he takes photogs with them. Swoooooon. Women of all ages think he's gorge....it's a gift.
I hope Hailee Steinfeld has a rich, oscar-filled career. She is my hero. Not only did she attempt at saying hello to Lea Michele like a good fans does, she got burned by her and then told the world. BRAVO!! It's about time douchebag celebs got centered out (for douchebaggery, that is). I love you, Hailee!!
Haylie Duff doesn't get the attention she should. Her sister does. She's a better singer than Hil and should do some of her own stuff! We'd love to hear it!
Heather Morris plays the funniest character on Glee. She's one of the most talented on the show, in my opinion. She has wicked comedic timing and dance like a stripper and like an MJ backup dancer. She's good. She's done backup for Beyonce and could be in movies as a leading lady. She could! And will!!
I don't even like putting Heidi Montag in the celebrity category. I kinda liked her in the early Hills days....you know...before *cough* Sp**cer. See, I can't even type out his full name. It disgusts me that much. Haven't heard from them in awhile so maybe they've disappeared forever!!!
Hilary Duff will forever be Lizzie McGuire. I don't care! I will not let it go! Sure she's married now and has a bun in the oven. So! I still have hope for Gordo! It could happen!!! And put Miranda in a movie, would ya? Give your bff a break!
Yeah, we know Ian Somerhalder is hot. I'm not attracted to his looks though. 'Fraid not. I think his brain is mother f**king sexy. I'd love to talk to him about his foundation and the work he does to prevent species extinction, deforestation, disaster relief, and no kill shelters. Didn't know that, hmm?? He's more than just a pretty fang, you know.
Idina Menzel has been the queen of Broadway for years but the younger generation fell in love with her on Glee. She plays Rachel's biological mother and the adopted mom of Quinn and Puck's baby, Beth. She still sings all the time all across the world. Oh, and she's married to Taye Diggs. Not too shabby!
I think Isla Fisher is one of the prettiest ladies in Hollywood! That, and she plays batsh*t crazy freakishly awesome! She's also beyond funny on the big screen. Sure, she's shared it with Vince Vaughn and Ryan Reynolds, but she's great on her own.
Jackson Rathbone is a household name if the household consists of any females younger than the age of 17. He plays the ever so non-talkative Jasper in those super amazing Twilight movies. He kinda looks constipated throughout the movies, but his character was kickass in the books! That seems to be the trend....
Jake Gyllanhaal is one of the last of the young & hot bachelors. Not really, but is one of the last ones that is also sober. We love your movies, we love your face, we love how you're papped everyday walking Atticus. "Papped" is such a gross word..I'm gonna stop using it now.
Jakey here can been seen every week on New Girl with Zooey Deschanel. They're not dating yet on the show, but they will be. Ohhhhhh they will be.
James Franco must be a vampire. He doesn't sleep. He can't! The boy acts in movies, acts in soap operas, takes classes in University and teaches it too! What gives? He's smart, super hot, and ambitious. He must be an alien....they just don't make 'em like that anymore.
Jamie Lynn Spears is famous for 2 reasons. 1. Being Britney Spears' sister and 2. for getting pregnant before finishing high school. Please, someone give her another Disney show or something! Wait, no, on TLC! She'll fit right in!
Jane Lynch in another one of those actors that has been in a crapload of movies, but you never knew their name until now. Glee sent her over the edge. Over the edge to superstardom. She's wicked nice and gives fans the time of day. DId I mention that she's hilarious? That's cuz it's a given.
January Jones had a baby and no one knows who the baby daddy is. Who cares. She can been seen on Mad Men from time to time.
Jared Padalecki is one of the stars of Supernatural but he'll always be Dean on Gilmore Girls to us. He was so sweet on that show. So tall and awkward, but so sweet. Wasn't it so amazing when he took Rory's virginity even though she was with someone else. So sweet. We kid! We kid! This dude has his own cult following though from Supernatural. He deserves it!
Jason Bateman's got a high F**k factor. He's hilar, gorg and makes great movies. Teen Wolf 2 was a classic, damn it. A classic!!
Jason Statham is a close talker and a sexy beast. I understand Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's type completely. He makes me feel like I could walk down a dark alley with him and he'd beat the sh*t outta anyone within a 100 foot vicinity. Oh, what a sexy beast.
Jay Baruchel has been in a crapload of movies. If you think you don't know who this guy is, you're wrong. You'll see his pic and be like "oh sh*t! Yah! That dude!" Ya, that's him. He loves Montreal, hockey, his fiancee, and is bff's with Seth Rogen. I've met this dude and he's SUPER awesome! Really attentive to fans which kinda gives me girl-wood!
Jenna Ushkowitz is on Glee and is currently dating the hot werewolf from the Vampire Diaries. I think she's adorb. She's been on broadway before and knew Lea before Glee started. She's done a superhot photoshoot with Tyler Shields as well. Google that sh*t.
Some people don't like Jennifer Aniston, but those people can go to hell. She's kinda the perfect woman, but not the perfect woman that is so perfect it makes you loathe her. She's the "omg I wish my bff was you...or like you...naw, you." You know her from Friends, but I like her cuz she's funny, has a wicked ex-list and is so nice you can't hate her!
Who doesn't like someone that virtually bitch-slapped Simon Cowell and all of America? That just makes me love Jennifer Hudson even more. She may have been kicked off American Idol way too early, but she drop-kicked the audience by winning an Oscar and losing half of herself. Oh, and she was in the Sex and the City movie and didn't suck!
Jensen Ackles is on the show Supernatural, but he used to be Sami's brother on Days of our Lives back in the day. It's so Eric!! Hello!! Don't you remember?! He used to get it on with Nicole! Oh memories. Jensen has a cult following nowadays along with Jared. There are tour groups dedicated to them in Vancouver. No joke!
There's only one thing I dislike about Jesse Eisenberg, and that's the movie he did with Kristen Stewart. You know it. You fast-forwarded to the Ryan Reynolds parts too. He was super fab in the Social Network and rocks a curly 'do. Me likey.
Jessica Biel's character on 7th Heaven "could do no wrong!" Right. Puke! Then she started dating Justin Timberlake and never stopped!! Oh, and she has an ass you could bounce quarters off of. Actually, you could probably bounce biggers coins in some kind of foreign currency but none of us could ever get close enough to try. My friend was an extra on one of her movies once and confirmed this theory. Ass of steel.
Jessica Simpson with Nick Lachey = loves. Jessica Simpson with John Mayer = blahhhablaghowaehkal. That means yuck. She likes to play dumb but in reality this chick is smart as f**k. You may think she does nothing, but her clothing, shoe and handbag lines are worth multi-millions. Multi. Yeah, that's more than one. That's also more than you'll ever see in your lifetime. Think about that next time you call her fat.
You know Jessica Szhor as one of the upper east siders in Gossip Girl. Too bad that she won't be on the show as it starts its 5th season, but we are sure she'll be around in something else and it will probably be great. Her character got crapped on a lot on the show, but it happened in the company of some real hotties. I know you agree. Just think - she got to get with Chuck Bass in real life.
Jimmy Fallon is the shiz! The bomb! The (insert overly joyous comment here)! He's my favourite late night host and all-time SNL'ers. If you're ever in NYC I highly recommend getting tix or waiting for hours to get stand-by. Totally worth it. He's genuinely nice in real life and shakes hands with the audience after the show! Swoon! Plus, who else plays beer pong and jelly donut hockey on television. Any kind of game of strategy paired with booze and you've got my attention!
Jimmy Kimmel is another one of the awesome Jimmy's in this world. Some others being Fallon & Choo (C'mon!). The Jimmy's are what late night tv is all about. That's my opinion anyways. There's something about being super funny and having a high f**k factor too......they just go together!
Everyone has their bad days, so maybe that's all that happened! I've seen Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the flesh a few times. Once, I was in the audience for a talk show, another was on the streets of New Orleans. Both times he seems cool and friendly. Then I saw him in Toronto surrounded by normal people that he gave no interest/time of day to whatsoever. People literally talking to his face and he stares through them a dirty window. Kinda fuzzy, but squinting always seems to help. Oh Joey, please be nice.
John Krasinski is in my top 5 fave celebs. I don't have my top 5 list up on the site, but he's on it. Just remember that he's awesome. Just remember to watch any and everything he's in. Just remember to have daydreams about him and you walking through Central Park, eating gelato, walking a golden retriever named Howard, and talking about how awesome the kareoke night with Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey was the night before. 80's rock ballads should be appreciated for decades to come. Sure it's kinda specific, but you gotta have goals.
Let's pretend it's 1989 and we're at home on the couch watching Full House during T.G.I.F. Uncle Jessie!!!! Mullet!!!!! Remember when he sang "Forever" to Aunt Becky at Disney World? Ah, memories. John Stamos has made a definite comeback in recent years! ER and now Glee? WOwsers
Jonah Hill is a funny f**ker. I like him fat and I like him skinny. He's been getting a lot of slack for making healthier choices lately, but no need! He'll still crack us up but with less jiggle. His heart will thank him later and so will you when he's still making kickass movies 40 years from now.
Jonathan Groff did a brief stint on Glee as Jesse St.James and Lea's love interest. They also knew each other from when they did Spring Awakenings together on broadway. He's a hot piece. I hear it's bad to like someone based on their looks. Ok, he sings great too. There, not as shallow now?
Joshua Bowman comes to us from jolly 'ol England. He used to date Amy Winehouse and was overly photographed for doing so. He now stars on the ABC drama Revenge along side Emily Van Camp and Madeleine Stowe.
Joshua Jackson is going to be Pacey Witter from 1995 to the day he can no longer utter his own name through his yellowed dentures. He seems to have the anti-aging gene, still lives in the 'Couve where he belongs and can be seen on Fringe in recent years. I met him years and years ago while he was filming his movie, "The Skulls." It was in a garden, it was a hot summer evening, and there was the faint stench of weed in the air. He was uber nice and I was in heaven.
Julianne Moore's face is made out of modeling clay. It has to be. There is no way that she can be that old and look that good. There just isn't. I'm in denial.
I had the pleasure of meeting Justin Long at the Toronto International Film Festival. He was declared king. How did he get this honor you ask? Well, search and read the post. I'll give you the gist though. He forgot about his own movie and spent hours with the fans. I've never seen anything like it. He's the sh*t and everyone should agree with me. They will!
Lately I've been forgetting that Justin Timberlake is a singer. I met him a few times back in the 'NSync days. The Bye Bye Bye dance is still a staple in the clubbing routine. Ok, maybe not. Ok, maybe. In recent years he's been getting his acting groove on and doing not too shabby. Friends with Benefits was wicked! He's the best host of SNL behind Alec Baldwin and seems to be really into longterm relatinoships. F**Kable ladies? 'Fraid so!
Kat Graham does more than play a witch on the Vampire Diaries. This girl has her own music out too. Go download that shiz (legally of course). Ha, who am I kidding?
Kate Bosworth was uber hot in BLue Crush. I dunno what happened after that. She lost sooooo much weight and now reminds me of Skeletor. I don't mean that to be hateful at all, but out of concern. She's talented and all, but we'd like you to be around for many years to come.
I hope that Kate Gosselin becomes so irrelevant I take her off of this site altogether. I mean that in the nicest way possible. Her kids deserve a life without being on tv. It's gonna make them into sh*tdisturber teenagers if they stay on. I must say that she does look pretty fantastic for having 8 kids. Like, even with surgery. She even jogs and stuff. Jogs!! I give props to anyone that does that. It kills my knees so I don't....I need them for other things. Like walking! Pervs.
Kate Hudson is the queen of the RomCom. I kinda love her for having smallish boobs and not getting implants. Bravo. Although rumor has it she did. She also has a rather delightful brother, Oliver. We should pay more attention to him.
Kate Middleton is the newest princess to the world and the most photographed person on the planet. Her wedding to Prince William was the most watched television broadcast in tv history. Pressure, much? Crap. Just think. She has to look GOOD at all times. No sweats with no makeup and the option of not showering on a rainy Sunday for her. Aren't you glad you're not her? Think twice about that next time you criticize what she's wearing. She can't do Uggs, ever.
When you look into a mirror and ask it who's the fairest of them all, Kate Winslet's face appears. Yup, not that Snow White bitch. We fell in love with her when Jack did in Titanic and many, many movies after that. She's got a golden man on her mantle and she's still so young. She's definitely on the "to-clone" list.
Katie Holmes is Joey Potter to me. I still can't buy into this Mrs. Tom Cruise business. I don't know! It just seems weird to me! It made her relevant again and their spawn was the most sought after infant for a little while there. Then the Brangelina spawn took that title. I don't know about her!
Kellan Lutz is nice to look at. He would be nice to wash your clothes with too. I bet he can get out all of those hard to beat stains. You know why I love Kellan Lutz? Besides the obvious? He looks you in the eyes when he talks to you. And he wants to know your name and calls you by it. He's genuinely interested in what you have to say and is very articulate when answering your questions. He's an interviewers dream and a gawkers too.
I like Kelly Osbourne. I like how she lost a crapload of weight and talked about how friggin' hard it is! IT IS! I love that she calls people out on their bitchiness and doesn't care about the rebuttal. I like how she dresses! I LOVE her mom! Did I mention how she calls people out on their bitchiness? Cuz if I didn't...I love that.
Kevin McHale plays the kid in the wheelchair, Artie, on Glee. What you didn't know about him is that he's a wicked dancer and used to be in a boyband back in the day. I love anyone that has been in a boyband...but...he wasn't as fan-friendly as I would have hoped. That's what I hear anyways. If you have good stories, please, do tell.
Kim Kardashian may seem a little ditzy on tv, but she can't be. Anyone that makes a thriving career from something as negative as a sex tape has my props. She's beautifuL! People talk sh*t about her ass, but they're just jealous. It's better to have her ass than no ass at all. Stop hating on her cellulite. SHE'S HUMAN!
Sh*t will hit the fan when I meet Kristen Stewart and she doesn't have an attitude problem. So far I'm 0/3. I still have my fingers crossed!
Kristen Wiig made herself super popular with her insanely funny movie Bridesmaids. Insanely funny. Pee your pants and blame it on the cat funny. Shart and blame it on the dog funny. Some kind of liquid will be coming out of several orifices funny. She's still on Saturday NIght Live when she's not busy making movies better than most other comedians!
Now that Speidi isn't gracing the covers of tabloids everywhere, Lauren Conrad can reemerge as the best thing to come from the Hills. She's got an eye for style and is telling the world with her own clothing line. That and she's got a few cute fashion books that have been on the best-sellers list. Not bad for a girl in her mid 20's.
Oh, Lea Michele. To love you or to hate you?! I want to love you but you keep treating people like total sh*t. I've seen it first hand so don't nag on me for believing the hype. I want to like you! Make me like you, Lea!!! Make me like you!!!
I put Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian together because they don't seem to do anything apart. They have so much in common! They both were singers - her legit and he in a late '90's boyband in Canada. They both do tv - him legit and her tv movies of the week. They both were married previously and cheated on their spouses. Ok, I won't get into their personal lives on here. None of my beeswax! I just hope they do find happiness together and find their ways into entertainment magazines for their career movements rather than their hips.
I remember when Leonardo DiCaprio was the runaway adopted son Luke on Growing Pains. I bet he wished he was as big as Kirk Cameron back then. Who knew he'd end up a phenomenon due to a sinking ship? Crazy. He's one of the best actors of our generation and definitely has a thing for models. I just used a toothpick after my lunch. I should send them on a date together! We could be in laws!
Liam Hemsworth is the Hemsworth brother not in Thor. Liam was in that movie with Miley Cyrus. He has since been dating her. Has he been in anything since? I dunno. I only see him in pap pics with Miley. Let me know! He seems like a good one!
Lily Collins might be a celebrity spawn, but she's making quite the little name for herself. She's co-starred with Taylor Lautner in Abduction and spent a year as his girlfriend. I liked them together. Dammit! Ah well, young love doesn't always last. She's a pretty one too! She'll be around for a while we think...
Lucy Liu hasn't been around for a while. She's known for her roles in Kill Bill and Charlie's Angels, to name a few. Recently, she got a role as a LAPD on Southland. That show's kickass. Watch it, I say.
I've met Marissa Tomei. She is BEAUTIFUL!! Seriously. You wouldn't guess how old she actually is either. She has great genes or has the secret elixir for not aging. She must have stocks in the fountain of youth or something. Maybe she has a secret stash of Bieber she sucks the youth from every day. Her and Gwen Stefani must share the same Bieber.
Mark Salling made himself by playing Puck on Glee. He's also super into disc golf and birds. Seriously. He really knows his species when it comes to our feathered friends. Why didn't you just become an ornithologist, Mark? Another cute fact? He named his puppy Noah (his Glee character's name).
Mark Wahlberg is sex. You know his character in Date Night with Tina Fey? The boy she used to know that is omfg sex on a stick? Mark Wahlberg should be cloned for every girl. He should be the ex-boyfriend we all regret breaking up with. The ex-boyfriend that still burns for you. Every woman deserves to have THAT wooing her and yearning for her loins. Yes, THAT. Sex. Mark Wahlberg. Same thing. Pretty much the only man on the planet that could cause orgasm with a glance. I need a cigarette.
I don't care what you may think, but I think that Mark Zuckerberg is sexy. That mind? F**k yeah. Hot as hell. I have a thing for nerds, but huge nerds are in the Brad Pitt category for me. This man is famous for creating Facebook and the best form of procrastination known to mankind. Thank you, Mark. Not only for all of my breaks from doing actual work at work, but for allowing me to peak into the lives of people I thought I said good-bye to years ago. It's great to be able to feel horrible about how pathetic your life is compared to ex-boyfriend you had 7 years ago, but how fantabulous it is compared to that girl that called you fat in grade 12 calculus. Thank you, Mark.
You know Matt Damon. Ever since the young lad wrote and starred in his Oscar winning movie, Good Will Hunting, you have known him. He's ridonkulously famous for that movie, the Bourne movies among others. I miss the days when he worked with Ben Affleck!
I get mixed reviews on Matthew Morrison's niceness. He was nice to one of my friends though, so currently he's passing the test. Although, if you watch Jimmy Fallon on the regular you'll know that Jonah Hill told him that he overheard Matt talking smack about him at a Hollywood party. Hmmm......seriously, Matthew?
What happened to Megan Fox? She was the sh*t during the first 2 Transformers, then she got married to David Silver and disappeared. Oh Foxy, you can do both. You can have the 90210 dream of being Donna Martin and a great career. Come back to us!
Michael Cera isn't just from my friends' neighborhood and sometimes seen at the local bar, but one of the funniest dudes in the movies today. THE funniest. He did some webisodes back in the day with one of his friends and a kickass episode of Between 2 Ferns. When I say one of THE funniest people I am not making a mockery of the caps lock.
I love Jenn, Dawson's next door neighbor...errr... I mean Michelle Williams. Kinda hard to believe this Oscar nominee is from the Creek, hmm? She's pretty badass at the whole acting thing. Badass indeed. Although if she did win the Oscar for Blue Valentine I may have protested it. I mean.....how was pretending to have sex with Ryan Gosling and liking it acting? Meh, just blame VanDerBeek for it. Blame VanDerBeek for everything.
Mila Kunis is one of 2 girls I'd consider switching teams for. It would still be short-lived but this hypothetical situation hopefully displays how incredibly hot I think she is. That and she can do funny pretty well too. I'd love to meet her one day. She's the definition of sexy.
Miley Cyrus isn't Hannah Montana anymore. No sir'ee. I think the child in her has disappeared altogether. It's probably stoned in the back of her subconscious somewhere. I love how she was caught with ganja before actual well-known stoners were. Hilar! She can carry a tune and has a really good PR person. Get used to the Cyrus. She'll be around for awhile.
Naya Rivera plays Santana on Glee. She's got the best voice on the show, in my opinion. She's only just starting to get leads in songs. Random fact - during meet and greets the fans are told beforehand not to touch her because it scares her. Okay....
Did anyone else find Neil Patrick Harris sexy as hell in the Smurfs? I did. He used to be known as Doogie Howser, but Neil made the comeback Lindsay Lohan can only dream about. Broadway, tv and movie execs are all fighting over who can get their little hands on his tight little ass first. He's worth the fight.
I like Nicole Kidman better now than back in the Tom Cruise days. She got the good years of Cruise. You know, pre-couch. She had 2 kids with him but does she even see them? Her 2 daughters with hubby Keith Urban are adorbs. Kinda love the Aussie fam.
Do you remember when Nicole Richie was on the Simple Life with Paris Hilton? She WAS the show. She's super hilarious and I love her. She'd talk sh*t and get into even more of it. Awww...our kin.
Kinda sucks Nikki Reed has 5 lines in all of the Twilight movies combined. Also sucks that she seemed to be Rob's first choice as potential girlfriend from the actresses on set. *cough* we know who won out. She's a happily engaged woman these days. Ah, I remember when she was Ryan's sorta girlfriend on the O.C. So so long ago.
Nina Dobrev is from my hood so I like her cuz of that. Then she got a show of her own where she gets to make out with 2 different hotass guys on a regular basis. I like her even more. That show is the Vampire Diaries. Team Damon all the way!! What!?
Olivia Wilde is just as pretty in real life as on the big screen. I kinda miss her on House, but she's making it in movies. She used to be married to an Italian prince and is now playing the field with Hollywood royalty. I'd kill to get my hands on her little black book.
Oprah is the queen of tv and will probably remain that way for years to come. Anyone who even tries to challenge that title will be halted with brute comparisons. Oprah may not be in our living rooms every day but she is all around us. She has her own tv network, OWN and will be making frequent appearances on it. I wouldn't be surprised if she started her own church one day where stay-at-home parents and workers will all unite and bow to the Holy Tv one.
I'm trying to think of good things to say about Paris Hilton but I just can't! Her exes don't have anything good to say about her, her "friends" don't have anything good to say about her, and she's gotten out of going to jail WAY too many times. If she was a normal person she'd still be in there for the first few DUI's.
Penn Badgely has a cool name. Stage? He may be Dan Humphries on Gossip Girl, but that's not my favourite role of his. Woodchuck Todd in Easy A!! And we love him with Emma Stone so much better!!
Peter Facinelli kinda got a career boost with Twilight. Sure Carlisle has about 10 lines in all the movies combined, but that doesn't matter. He's apart of the biggest franchise since Harry Potter. Watch Nurse Jackie! He's freakin' hilar in it! He's uber nice in real life too. He's worth the wait on the outskirts of a movie set.
Royal wedding royal schwedding. I wasn't watching the bride and groom as much as I was watching the best man. Prince Harry is the most watched royal that no one admits to. No one over the age of 25 that is. They're all watching and oogling over the Ginger Kid with a crown. He's smokin', he athletic, he actually cares about the military and humankind, and he's a pilot. So. Effing. Hot. Screw the royal title....it's more of a crutch than anything.
Prince William is you know, the star of the most watched wedding in the history of mankind. He'll be the King of England one day and we'll all be there watching to see what his wife is wearing.
Rachel McAdams is from London, Ontario and used to date Ryan Gosling. She will never live the latter down. Whether she wants to forget about those times or not, she will go down in modern woman's history for accomplishing that feat. She still lives in downtown Toronto! She rides her bike around and takes the streetcar like normal people do! I'd love to accidentily on purpose run into her.
Rachel Zoe has amazing style and has her own show to display it. However, her shrinking waistline makes more headlines than who her clients are. I just hope she's healthy, that's all!
Reese Witherspoon was in Cruel Intentions. Remember? Me neither, cuz I was too busy watching her ex-husband. She's a nice lady with good taste in men - Jake Gyllanhaal. She knows how to dress and has good taste in men - Ryan Phillippe.
I kinda like Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones better? Weight wise I mean. Ok,maybe somewhere in between real Renee and Bridget Renee. She still made us fall in love with her in those movies. Well, and then she dated Bradley Cooper which just made me want to high five her to the point of annoyance.
I love Ricky Gervais because he said WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING! He got so much smack for hosting the Golden Globes and trash talking all of the celebrities in the room, but it was great!! They can celebrate themselves every other day of the year!!! His jokes were freakin' awesome!! They even laughed at each other! The man is genius and has balls of steel. Bra-f**king-vo.
Rob Kardashian is the only male in the Kardashian clan. He's famous from the tv show and for being a little bit of a ladies' man. He's done some modelling and Dancing with the Stars as well. He can dance better than Kim, that's for sure! Oh to be a fly on his bedroom wall. Oh to be a fly in one of his sisters' closets.
Robert Pattinson is the most saught after celebrity at this point in history. He is IT. And you know what? I'm glad it's him. Shocked I say that? Don't be. This man is humble, gracious to fans (when Kristen is absent) and is utterly hilarious!! He was super nice to us when we were in his presence. He will continue to be the focus of millions of young and old girls' fantasies far after the tale of Edward Cullen has left theatres.
Rocco DiSpirito is the sexiest chef on tv. His cookbooks are some of my faves 'cuz he's dedicated a few of them to low-calorie cooking. And it's easy cooking! I've somehow ruined hard boiled eggs. I don't know how I did, but I did. I'm that sad in the kitchen.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely grew up on a farm. She went from that to being a Victoria's Secret model to starring in the latest Transformers movie. I was quite surprised at her acting chops in that movie. She was so good! I kinda liked her better than foxy!
Russell Brand is the only man allowed to wear skinny jeans and get away with it. Others may not. Mr. Brand makes me laugh, even in his not-so-great movies. He's hilar. A now married man to Katy Perry as well!
Oh Ryan Gosling. There is a special pack of men referred to as "the Ryans" of which he belongs. He's so slick, so suave and so sultery. Does he even know the power he has over women? I still remember him as Sean on Breaker High. He will always be Sean to me! Gosling will be around for years to come. He'll definitely be a staple in women's fantasies around the world as long as sex is the main form of procreation. So that's forever.
Ryan Kwanten is a sexy Aussie that plays Jason Stackhouse on True Blood. So far. Oh, and he likes to help complete strangers in distress on Hollywood boulevard. Peaked your interest? Google that bitches.
Oh Ryan Reynolds. The man none of my boyfriends will ever live up to. He is the perfect combination of hilarity, hotness and good comedic timing. He's Canadian too so basically he's bordering on perfection.
When I grow up, I want to be like Sandra Bullock. She's hilarious, beautiful and doesn't take sh*t from anyone. She handled her sitch with class and dignity and never turned back. If only a lot more women could have her strength. That and she dated Ryan Gosling a few years back. He's what....15 or so years younger than her? LOOOOOVES!
Sarah Jessica Parker is Sex in the City. She will forever be Carrie Bradshaw, the best dressed New Yorker that ever fictionally existed.
Sarah Silverman is hilarious. I think she was high when I met her, but whatevs.
Big Boobs Magoo aka Scarlett Johannsen. She went from Ryan Reynold to Sean Penn. WHAT????? Did someone spike your water, madam??? She must be crazy. Must be. She must be suffering from the mental disorder called bitch, what chu thinking????
Seann William Scott may be Stiffler from the American Pie movies, but he's a hot piece of ass to us. We met him at one of his movie premieres and he was delish. Nice too. He mingled with the fans just like normal people. Who knew!
Seth Rogen just got married and it pains me so. I got to meet him a movie premiere and he tickled my fancy but good. Equally as funny and f**kable as I thought. Surprisingly tall! His laugh is just as infectious as in his hilarious movies. Everyone should get to meet Seth Rogen!
Shane West is the best thing about Nikita. He was the best thing about "A Walk to Remember" and "Once and Again." Don't you remember that kickass tv show with Sela Ward and Evan Rachel Wood pre Marilyn Manson? Yeah, that one! He was hot then and super hot now. It's sad that he resides in my neighbourhood yet have never accidentily on purpose ran into him. What gives?
Shia LeBeouf can be a breath of fresh air and he can be a royal douchebag. Sadly, I have only ever encountered the latter. I'm sure he has his reasons for it, but please don't to random people on the street. Thanks.
Simon Cowell is the governor of the world. Well, it sure seems that way anyways. He discovers and manages kickass artists, is a judge on one of the biggest tv shows in American history and in UK history. If that wasn't enough, he earns more money that most small countries. Now if only he'd stop wearing those tight white tshirts.
Sofia Vergara is making having curves popular again, and I love it. Praise her! It's about time stick-thin was out of style. You can see Sofia on Modern Family and those Diet Pepsi commercials with David Beckham. Mmmmm.
Spencer Pratt is one of the most hated men in America. He's been fairly low-key in recent months and it's been LOVELY!!
Stephen Moyer is better known as Vampire Bill on True Blood. "Sookie, may I cawwwwll on you?" Oh yes. Oooooooh yes. I don't know what that Sookie is thinking. You know, having that tryst with Eric Northman. Don't get it! But that's tv. Stephen Moyer is married to the real life Sookie though! Anna Paquin! They're uber nice too.
Suri Cruise is the high heel wearing spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. She's a really cute kid that knows how to dress herself. Watch out! You know Suri will be in movies pretty soon or have a tv show by the time she's a teenager.
Taylor Lautner = sex dreams you don't even tell your best friend about in fear of ridicule. Pedophilia is a scary thing!
Taylor Momsen played Jenny Humphries on Gossip Girl and then started a band. She kinda likes her band more, so she quit the Girl. Bad move in my opinion, but what's my opinion!!??!!
I love Tina Fey. Who doesn't love Tina Fey? The people that said "me" to that will get a face full of fist from me.
Crazy or not crazy, does it matter? You'll still go see Tom Cruise's movies! Who cares if he believes in Xenu or not! I don't even know what that is! He was in Top Gun. HELLLOO???? Have you seen that movie? And he's married to Katie Holmes. Yeah. So basically you're hating on him cuz he got a young, hot chick to love him. He's Tom f**king Cruise! Whether he's crazy, sane or from another planet, he's still rather entertaining to me.
You know Tom Hardy. He was Eames in Inception. He was the hot guy in Inception. His career is kinda sorta in the middle of a huge boom at the moment. He'll be in the next Batman movie, This Means War (Chris Pine, Reese Witherspoon), and film called The Wettest County in the World. He he he. Wettest county. Well, you obviously haven't been to my county when I'm at a boy band concert. OH!
Tyler Shields is a kickass photographer based out of Los Angeles. Over the last year or so he's been really pumping out the celebrity photoshoots. I know you've seen his stuff, you just don't know it yet. He's shot Lindsay Lohan, Devon Sawa, and every chick on Glee so far.
Vanessa Hudgens aka Zac Efron's ex-girlfriend, also came from the High School Musical craziness. I dunno really what she has done after that. Suckerpunch? Does that even count? I ran into her in my hotel in the 'Couve once. She's really short and likes her phone ...a lot.
Victoria Beckham isn't just a Spice Girl. She's a super hero. Who else can be pregnant without gaining any weight! Ok, maybe super hero is the wrong thing to call her. Master illusionist!! She hid that bump well! It's like she had magic mirrors built into her clothes to reflect a slender image of herself to all of her onlookers. Maybe she casts spells too? Naw, I'm going with master illusionist. A master illusionist who designs kickass dresses.
Wentworth Miller isn't working enough. He's not! Or we just don't see him enough. He should have his own talk show, primetime drama that is on daily and something on the weekends. He should be on some kind of screen at all times! Have you seen him? He's a smartypants too. Then someone give him a book deal!!
Xavier Samuel is the fine actor that played Riley in New Moon of the Twilight series. It's a next to nothing character in the books, but was brought to the big screen for good reason. Where are you now, Xavier??!! We need to see more of you!
Zac Efron is the young actor that pains you to look at but you look at anyways. I shared an elevator with him once and it was awkward as hell. It was kinda crowded and our shoulders were touching. I had to look right at him cuz we were perpendicular to each other. I tried to look at this old lady instead but she caught me and smiled. WEIRD! I could see what he was texting, we were that close. It was during the filming of Charlie St.Cloud so there was good hair going on.