Kristen Stewart looked good @ the Oscars. Excuse me while my head explodes.

  • SumoMe

Holy F**king shit.

I’m on apocolypse watch from now on.

The devil must be freezing his ass off.

And from my pictorial display, pigs are flying in the sky above us.

Kristen Stewart looked good. Damn good.

I’m flabbergasted. I just don’t get it. Although I didn’t actually see her present, please tell me it was terrible!?! Did it take 5 minutes for her to get 3 words out? Was the “umm,” “errrr,” “yeah” count at least in the twenties? Please say yes. I don’t think I’ll be able to cope with her being normal. It just doesn’t work for me. My head might literally explode from being wrong (only for one night) and no one needs to see that. What a waste of great hair that would be.


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