Kellan Lutz was on Jimmy Fallon the other night and I forgot to wear my matching bra and panties while watching. What? That’s isn’t weird at all. It’s NOT!!! Doesn’t it make you feel a tad bit prettier when you do that? Sure, no one can see them and no one may know you’re doing it but it automatically puts you in a better mood. I need that when I’m going to watch Kellan in action. I’ve met this man a few times.
EACH ONE WAS AS GLORIOUS AS YOU’D THINK.
WHAT YOU’RE THINKING NOW?
TIMES THAT BY A MILLION.
I need to bring out my A game when it comes to Kellan and that involves some fancy panties, k? I must say that Jimmy was not on his A game during this interview. The first thing Kellan says to him is that he was staying at the same hotel as Jimmy during the SuperBowl last weekend. HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT, JIMMY??? Kellan mentioned it in a rather sexified way too. That’s an invite if I ever heard one. I would have stopped the interview right there and cued the paramedics that would be standing nearby for a little CPR if I were the one interviewing him. My heart would have stopped right there. Damn you, Jimmy.
Kellan was of course on Jimmy to promote the DVD release of Breaking Dawn that comes out on Saturday, February 11, 2012. It would be better if you purchased the movie and Kellan personally delivered it to you dressed in a tuxedo with a rose between his teeth, but hey, I get it. Roses are hard to come by this time of year. They’re in too much of a demand right now.