Hooray! Yeehaw! Wowsers! John Krasinski has been seen in public and photographed! Oh John, it has been too long!
*Sigh* I bet you’re enjoying married life, with all that boinking you’re doing to the same person forever, even when you’re old and wrinkled and non-lubricated. I bet. Let’s not talk about that though.
Here you are out with the wife (whom I actually like, but let’s not talk about that either). Oh John, you are delicious. You are adorable. We need more of you!!!!!!
Go to Katsuya or something, so everyone on the planet can see you!