He’s hot, he’s young, but not too young. He’s legal now! I’ve been rejoicing since February when the young pup turned 18. Orange was never my colour anyways, let alone an entire jumpsuit. I just have one question for you Mr. Taylor Lautner……how in the hell did you spawn from THAT???? Maybe his dad procreated with Pocahontas. Hey, it could happen. Pocahontas lived a really long time ago, if she was even real. Highly doubting it. But she liked the white dudes! Hell, she didn’t even need a guy that spoke the same language as her. She didn’t exactly have high standards I see. Ah well, she did the world a favour and brought this wonderful puppy into life. Who needs conversation when you make a sacrifice like that for your fellow women of the world. F**k man, someone nominate her for sainthood.