Little Hilary Duff got married last weekend – old news. I didn’t care too much about it cuz really, the thought of it is kinda depressing. I still think of her as Lizzie McGuire. She will always be her to me. Were Miranda and Gordo invited to shindig? They better have! I’ll have to get all Even Stevens on her ass if she didn’t invite them. Why are stars getting married so damn young? You know it’s not gonna last.
Yeah, I say that and then I look at her ring.
I take back everything I said. F*ck, I’ll marry him.