Happy Birthday Britney! The only chick I’d switch teams for turns 29 years old December 2nd. Hard to believe, huh? She’s been around for a freakin long time. It was this time of year in 1998 when her first single, Baby one more time, came out. I remember those days, oh, I remember them well. I will not tell you what I was doing, for that will reveal my age. That shall remain anonymous.
I don’t care if this chick is crazy or not crazy. Her shiz is the shiz! Altho lip-synced…her concert was one of the best I’ve seen. I’m still jealous of her body, just like every other woman on earth! Two kids and you still look like that??! F**k you! ahahaha!
Here’s the pic that started it all….the skankiness….the trash talk….and the success to follow. People are cheap, huh?