Category Archives: Kevin Jonas

Kevin Jonas of the brothers Jonas is the eldest Jonas, the married Jonas, the curly haired/please don’t flat iron again Jonas. The one that played a slightly non-smart Jonas on the show Jonas, but played it well. It’s hard to act something you’re not – he’s definitely not like on tv. If you have section of a Walmart aisle dedicated to your greeting cards, stickers, invitations, party favors, clothing, books, dolls & chewing gum you’re anything but.

Jonas Brothers Do Private Show in Toronto & We Were There

The Jonas Brothers were in Toronto for a couple days this week and managed not to melt away completely. They started out their promo by doing a secret show presented by American Express at the Revival Bar in Little Italy. … Continue reading

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Jonas Brothers on Ellen *video*

Did you miss the Jonas Brothers on the Ellen Degeneres show yesterday? Well, I just made your life a whole lot easier. Lucky you. I’ve never really followed the Brothers of Jonas. No, I don’t know their music really and … Continue reading

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Lauralikey meets Kevin Jonas in NYC

I was in NYC last week and although that damn tree lighting ceremony was a total sh*tshow, some random encounters occurred and I rather enjoyed them. I kinda have a thing for art history so I took some time to … Continue reading

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Kevin Jonas tattoos his love for his wife, his accountants cry

The secret is out! Kevin Jonas got a tattoo that he cleverly hides underneath his legal document with the devil wedding band. Way to pull a Pamela and Tommy Lee. Soooo original there, Kev. How sweet that he put his … Continue reading

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Jonas Brothers Hit up Toronto – September 2, 3, 2010

The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto for a couple days. Let the mayhem ensue. They played the Molson Ampitheatre last night, and again tonight. If you’re in the Yorkville area, or will be…head over to the F*** S****** to get … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Demi Lovato. Love the skanky dress you wore for Joe Jonas

Happy 18th Birthday Demi Lovato. I noticed you wore a scandalous dress that I would be handcuffed to my basement couch if I ever wore at that age. If my boobs popped out like that and you could see my … Continue reading

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Joe Jonas breaks up with Demi Lovato. Dumbass!!!!!!

These are the days I look forward to. Not for someone else’s misfortune, but for…..no, it’s someone else’s misfortune. Saw this coming umm before it began! This is the end of Joe Forearms Jonas and Demi Horsemouth Lovato!! Proves that … Continue reading

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Jonas Brothers & Demi Lovato on GMA today. Someone give her a sugarcube already!

The Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato were on Good Morning America this morning to promote their upcoming summer tour and Camp Rock 2. F**k man, someone make her stop laughing! It really is one of the most annoying laughs ever. … Continue reading

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Kevin Jonas is a minute man. Duh, he’s just been popped.

I saw this on justjared and I laughed like crazy when I saw the headline “Kevin Jonas is a minute man!!” First of all, who does their writing? If on purpose I love you, if not, you’re stupid. Second….you don’t … Continue reading

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Oh look, the Jonas Brothers on the beach. Great.

So¬† many things wrong with these pictures, I don’t even know where to start. The Jonas Brothers are on some beach somewhere filming something I don’t really care about. What is Nick wearing? Is your name George Hamilton? I didn’t … Continue reading

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Kevin Jonas’ last attempt at a paycheck – wedding photos

December 31, 2009 So here’s Kevin Jonas getting his last few bucks from People magazine before his career hits the shitter.¬†JoBros only work as a complete and functioning circle jerk. Otherwise, the whole operation goes kaput. This will happen soon … Continue reading

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Jonas Brothers circle jerk is broken – Kevin Jonas weds

Originally posted December 22, 2009 Ok, ok, ok, so I vowed not to write about the circle jerk jonas brothers again but…..nowadays vows are meant to be broken, right? Speaking of vows. Kevin Jonas took the plunge and married his … Continue reading

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