Category Archives: Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner = sex dreams you don’t even tell your best friend about in fear of ridicule. Pedophilia is a scary thing!

All 5 Twilight Movies Released in Box Set – Edward is Still Better Than My BF

Hey Twihards, Oh god, I haven’t used that phrase in SO LONG! It’s been 5 freakin’ years since the first Twilight movie came out and millions of girls creamed their panties in movie theaters around the globe. Five years, wow. … Continue reading

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Breaking Dawn Part 2 Promo Tour at your fingertips

Well, the Breaking Dawn promo blitz is about to begin. Predictable timing for the Robsten reconciliation? ‘Fraid not. Nothing is Hollywood is accidental. You don’t want to read my jibber jabber, do you? You want to know when and where … Continue reading

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Rob Pattinson back in Vancouver for Breaking Dawn Part 2 reshoots

Hey Kiddies. The Breaking Dawn re-shoots in Vancouver have begun. How do I know? Well, a 6’1 bearded not-so-mysterious man was spotted in the airport looking like this guy. Ya, you guessed right! Underneath those overpriced sunglasses and yesterday’s sandwich … Continue reading

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Re-shoots confirmed for Breaking Dawn Part 2. Rob Pattinson & Taylor Lautner in Vancouver?

Ah yes, the chaos is about to begin once again in one of my favourite cities on Earth. It has been confirmed by the director himself, Bill Condon, that re-shoots for Breaking Dawn Part 2 will indeed be happening. That … Continue reading

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Breaking Dawn Part 2 sneak peak!!!

Oh my pets, we have waited almost long enough. A VERY sneak peak of Breaking Dawn Part 2 has surfaced just in time to tortuously tease us enough until the real preview shows itself during the Hunger Games. It’s only … Continue reading

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Taylor Lautner throws some balls around on Jimmy Fallon

The great and wonderful and amazing when topless Taylor Lautner was on the Superbowl special of Jimmy Fallon last night. Why was he there? Well there was the excuse of Breaking Dawn being released to DVD next week, but we … Continue reading

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Breaking Dawn movie review – Sex, birth & naked werewolves

I wanted to write this review while Breaking Dawn was still fresh in my mind and my orange jumpsuit was still nicely pressed. I haven’t really ever done a movie review on the site before, but I strongly feel that … Continue reading

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Holy Trinity stun at London Breaking Dawn Premiere

I figured everyone and their long lost cousins who only call when they need money would have covered the Los Angeles Breaking Dawn premiere, so I just watched and drooled. The UK London premiere is another story though. Most people … Continue reading

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Taylor Lautner talks Twi-Moms on Jimmy Kimmel

Taylor Lautner was on Jimmy Kimmellast night to promote Breaking Dawn. Did you not expect hyjinx and shenanigans? Well, if you did you’re in luck. I guess. Tay Tay is a pretty laid back guy, but Jimmy seems to be … Continue reading

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Breaking Dawn premiere in Toronto! Who will be there?

I knew that something would happen! I just didn’t know who would be involved or when, but looks like I do now! And I’m sharing it with all of you! There will be a Breaking Dawn premiere in Toronto and … Continue reading

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Breaking Dawn Regis & Kelly & Ellen show dates!

More info about the Breaking Dawn promo blitz was released this morning. Dear gawd, the people in New York City are lucky bitches!! I was there for the New Moon blitz and finding these people was as easy as finding … Continue reading

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Robert Pattinson & Ashley Greene hit Brussels for Breaking Dawn!

And the insanity continues!! The Breaking Dawn European tease-fest trekked on to Brussels, where Robert Pattinson and Ashley Greene got their groove on on the stage to answer some Belgian questions. Where’s Taylor Lautner? Where’s Kristen Stewart? Ashley’s character is … Continue reading

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