Category Archives: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson with Nick Lachey = loves. Jessica Simpson with John Mayer = blahhhablaghowaehkal. That means yuck. She likes to play dumb but in reality this chick is smart as f**k. You may think she does nothing, but her clothing, shoe and handbag lines are worth multi-millions. Multi. Yeah, that’s more than one. That’s also more than you’ll ever see in your lifetime. Think about that next time you call her fat.