Category Archives: Jennifer Aniston

Some people don’t like Jennifer Aniston, but those people can go to hell. She’s kinda the perfect woman, but not the perfect woman that is so perfect it makes you loathe her. She’s the “omg I wish my bff was you…or like you…naw, you.” You know her from Friends, but I like her cuz she’s funny, has a wicked ex-list and is so nice you can’t hate her!

Top 10 Female Celebrity Endorsements of 2011

The men have done it, but it began with the women. I’m talking about celebrity designer endorsements. Usually, cosmetics are headlined by supermodels with waistlines no one can obtain. For a while now, cosmetic companies have been opting for female … Continue reading

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I am ridiculously jealous of Jennifer Aniston. Just look.

I don’t care what everyone else is saying – – Jennifer Aniston is a hot chick. That’s right. Believe me, I tend to be right 99.9% of the time. The other 0.1% is when I’m drunk. Look at her body! … Continue reading

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Jennifer Aniston topless in her new perfume ad

Wow. That’s a fat girls DREAM! A back without any backfat at all. At allllllllll. Look at Jennifer Aniston, all chiselled and sh*t. If only I had a trainer that busted my ass for 5 hours a day. I’d be … Continue reading

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Jennifer Aniston half naked in her new water ad

You know what I hate? All the smack said about Jennifer Aniston. Just LOOK at this picture!!! F**k man, when I’m her age I hope I look half as good. You could bounce quarters off her ass! She probably works … Continue reading

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People Magazine’s Most Beautiful People – sneak peak! aka Rob.

Sneak peak at People’s most beautiful people issue. As you guessed, the expected: Julia Roberts, Jake Gyllenhaal, etc. This year also includes Robert Pattinson (duh), Julianna Margulies, Channing Tatum, Selena Gomez, Bradley Cooper and BIEBER????? WHO LET THAT KID IN????? … Continue reading

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Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler on W Magazine. I’d tap that.

I don’t care what people say, I f**king love Jennifer Aniston. She’s dated hotter than f**k actors. She dates hot guys just before her movies come out to publicize them. Love that. She gets money and hot ass at the … Continue reading

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