Category Archives: Jake Gyllanhaal

Jake Gyllanhaal is one of the last of the young & hot bachelors. Not really, but is one of the last ones that is also sober. We love your movies, we love your face, we love how you’re papped everyday walking Atticus. “Papped” is such a gross word..I’m gonna stop using it now.

Jake Gyllanhaal to shoot movie in Toronto this summer

Ahhh the summer air has just gotten so much sweeter. Well, it will when it actually arrives. If you’re a resident of the streets of Toronto than you will be spending another summer in the presence of a hot-as-fuck-A-list-actor. Yes, … Continue reading

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Olivia Wilde & her many boyfriends. My hero.

I was reading on several other blogs today about Olivia Wilde. They were all mentioning her latest elusive hook-up with Jake Gyllanhaal. Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY??? I’m sorry Taylor Swift, but you’re being knocked down to second place in my hero … Continue reading

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Don’t take pics of Jake Gyllanhaal in the bathroom….please.

Yes, yes, I advocate for people to meet their favourite stars…BUT….not when they do things like this. There are lines drawn, people. Don’t cross them and make yourself look psycho. Jake Gyllanhaal was in Austin, Texas the other day at … Continue reading

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Jake Gyllanhaal on the cover of December Esquire. I just came.

Jake Gyllanhaal is on the cover of Esquire UK for the month of December. I guess I could have read up on what the article says and what he has to say himself but…….who actually reads the articles? C’mon. Esquire, … Continue reading

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My Hero Taylor Swift spent this weekend eating breakfast with Jake Gyllenhaal

My HERO Taylor Swift has landed herself another hot man. There has been word on the street for the past little bit of her and Jake Gyllenhaaul getting cozy. Ellen tried to dredge it out of her today on her … Continue reading

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Jake Gyllanhaal is a horny bitch and I love it.

You  know what I love? Obvious horniness. Jake Gyllenhaal was at a basketball game lately and took in the scenery. Not just for a second, but for several by the looks of things. Complete head turn. Wasn’t really a fan … Continue reading

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