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I could pick my teeth with Rachel Zoe

Originally posted January 8, 2009 OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just finished lunch and dropped my toothpick. Where the hell is it???!?!!!!! OH, THERE IT IS! That or Skeletor is making a triumphant return…….wouldn’t that be cool though?

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New Moon wins 4 PCA’s – only Kellan & Taylor show up

Originally posted January 8, 2009 Kellan and Taylor were also at the People’s Choice Awards cuz New Moon won a crapload of statues. Hmmm…….Where are Rob and Gremlin???!!! INGRATES

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Glee wins People’s Choice Award, Cory Monteith looks dashing

Originally posted January 8, 2009 Glee started to film their next 9 episodes on Monday. Aren’t Cory and Lea so funny!!??!!!…………………………..no. They decided to post pics of each other during dance rehearsals and post them on each other’s Twitters.  Nice try sweethearts, … Continue reading

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Eclipse script leaked!!!!

Originally posted January 8, 2009 Jasper Hale leaked the script?!!!!! Seriously, who watches Twilight for the intense oscar-calibur dialogue…..c’mon. It’s not like you can even double click your mouse to a sex scene. Borrrrrrring. Heeeeeeeeeere wolfy, wolfy wolfy wolfy.

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Holy sh*t a magazine went beneath themselves and put normal sized women on the cover. NO ONE BUY IT

Originally posted January 8, 2009 Everyone is going apeshit about V Magazine’s decision to have plus size models in their new issue. ALL BOW DOWN TO V Holy shit, how can I thank them enough? Blow jobs for all? I’ll … Continue reading

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Paris Hilton is pro porkchop, or soon to be pro slaughter house

Originally posted January 8, 2009 This whore will do anything for a buck. Now she claims that this little piggy is her new pet. Let’s see how long this will last, shall we? For the right price this trollup  will … Continue reading

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I’ll take a quarter pounder, regular fries, large milkshake…Nicole Richie what would you like? Oh, and a side of bulemia

Originally posted January 8, 2009 Nicole Richie was spotted leaving a burger joint. Considering she doesn’t eat, I’d say that was the biggest oxymoron I’ve heard in a while. That…..or the big giant burger that lives in the middle of … Continue reading

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Hey! Kellan Lutz thinks it’s 1998 again and ‘NSync is #1

Originally posted January 5, 2009 Kellan Lutz hosted some New Years party that didn’t have enough money to get RPatz and look! I totally didn’t know that ‘NSync was back on the charts. Omg, if there’s another battle with the … Continue reading

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Why do cute dogs always have douchebag celebrity owners?

Originally posted January 5, 2009 Saw this pic of Shia and a thought came to me…. Why do douchebags have such cute dogs? English bulldogs are my faves and they always seem to have such asshole celebrity owners. It’s like … Continue reading

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#1 worst couple of 2009 – Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

Originally posted January 1, 2010 # 1 worst couple of 2009……drum roll please??? ROBERT PATTINSON & KRISTEN STEWART (ROBSTEN) Are they dating? Are they not? They better not be fucking dating. What a way to ruin a multimillion dollar franchise … Continue reading

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#8 Worst couple of the year – Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift

Originally posted January 1, 2010 #8 worst couple of 2009 TAYLOR LAUTNER & TAYLOR SWIFT Wait!! They were the BEST COUPLE!! Why did you have to break up?? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ????????????????????????????????????????

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Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift no longer play fetch

Originally posted December 31, 2009 The one couple I actually like together breaks up??!!!!!!??!!! Why oh why?! How can this be???? Of course, everything I love bleeds tar. It’s true my friends. Swifty is wicked! She’s a smart cookie for … Continue reading

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