I’m going to say this in the most sarcastic way as possible.
Oh rejoice. What a day today has been. It has been announced that Ashley Greene will star in a new TV show on ABC called “Americana.” Cana we object to this?
Ok I’ll give the girl some slack. She did play a wicked good Alice and she will continue to do so – her character on the show is also named Alice. Maybe the long hours on set will keep her from dating everyone’s boyfriends? Hmm? Oh wow, am I ever going to get in shit for saying that. Meh. She has been out of the tabloids for awhile though so I have to give her that. Probably just a dry spell. The body paint store may have run out of supplies.